you whispered in my ear; i replied
trail rated toughness; can I handle this?
in the mud; make me dirty
in the sand; a sugar cookie
soft top; take it off
hard body; press it against me
topless; make me
remote start; press me
extra head room; for the bobbing (don’t call it a hummer)
snorkel; dive in, deeply
light bar; so you can see, my friend; if you choose
six inch lift; rise up, love
knobby, muddy 33’s; take me dirty
260 pounds-ft torque; climb upon my body
doors off; open me up
open to the elements; vulnerability
rock sliders; slide on in, no sticking
285 HP; power for the motion
stick shift; give me six-speeds, at least
roll bars; roll me over
mounted jack; mount me (again)
off-roading; take me anywhere
rubicon; let’s cross it together
jeep; topless and dirty by choice!
take me as your front wench,
or your back ho
god damn, is winter over?!
’cause it sure feels damp and hot
like summer in the south!